Monday, January 19, 2009
The results are in!
Ladies and Gentleman for your wonderment and amazement this evening, straight from the mountains of Colorado, Prince of the winter, Apple of the eye, the one, the only:
DYLAN ASHLEY SAUNDERS
Thats right, it's official! Word came down from the Colorado office earlier today, after intense deliberation and thoughtful consideration a decision was reached. A loud cheer was heard from the onlookers gathered in the streets below.
Alyssa and Dylan are doing wonderful and I am so jealous that I cannot hold the cute little bundle that they have been blessed with. If only I could find that stupid teleportation machine Jarrod and I lost in the garage...